Scuttlebutt Beer :30
"Mermaid"
ANNOUNCER 1: You see her across a crowded room, swimming in a tank of lobster... An honest to goodness mermaid! You’d comment on how pretty her long blonde hair is, but you can't take your eyes off her itsy, bitsy seashell bikini. That's when she pulls you closer with her tail and says:
SFX: (Dolphin chatter)
ANNOUNCER 1: Hey-No one said mermaids spoke English.
MUSIC: Upbeat pop-punk
ANNOUNCER 2: You can find your own mermaid on every bottle of Scuttlebutt beer. Available now and in finer grocery stores. Scuttlebutt beer! Sounds funny, tastes great. Brewed at the Scuttlebutt family pub and brewery on Everett's beautiful waterfront.
Scuttle Beer :30
"Trucker Song"
Announcer 1 (sing/spoken): I was driving out on 4-oh-5 in a pickup truck with a buddy of mine. We had a dog in the back, guns in the rack, we were going hunting, not coming back without the object of our affection. A little mermaid gave us directions. To a place on the Everett waterfront. Goes by the name of, uh, "Scuttlebutt."
Announcer 2 (spoken): Available now in finer grocery stores. Home Port Blonde, Amber Ale, India Pale Ale and seasonal ales. Brewed at the Scuttlebutt family pub and brewery on Everett's beautiful waterfront. Scuttlebutt beer! Sounds funny, tastes great.
Fatburger :30
"Burger and a Beer Song"
Music: Uptempo rock.
Singer 1: Beer! I want a burger and a beer! Right now it's crystal clear: I want a burger and a beer.
Singer 1 (spoken): From Fatburger.
Singer 1 (now joined by more voices): Beer! No clown is gonna' give me beer. They don't know Jack about beer. Fatburger, take it from here...
Singer 1 (shouting): I want an ice cold BEER!
Announcer: Fatburger. Now serving beer. In Redmond, Issaquah, Bellevue, Lynnwood and Federal Way.
HD Hotspurs :30
"Monster Sized"
Announcer: If your stomach was a car, what kind of car would it be?
Announcer (higher voice): A salad-eating, girly little compact car?
Announcer (deeper voice, wet reverb): Or a barbecue fueled, monster-sized SUV!
Music: Mid to uptempo music kicks in.
Announcer: Hey, if you've got a big appetite for barbecue, drive on over to HD Hotspurs. You'll find award winning barbecue. And "All You Can Eat Wednesday Nights." All you can eat for just $15.95 every Wednesday. No matter how big your appetite is. So if you're hungry, and I mean REALLY HUNGRY, head to HD Hotspurs. Where highways 167 and 512 meet, but worth the drive from anywhere.
Q-Country :30 Promo
"Jeff Foxworthy Defines Q"
Jeff: Hi, this is Jeff Foxworthy. Now let's talk for a moment about the many ways you can use "Q" in a sentence. You know like, Qew get me a beer while you're up? Or: look at that girl, man, She's Qeeeeww! See? Well, now if you put "Q" and country together, you've got yourself a brand new radio station. The new 102-9 Q country! Playing more country songs per hour, and my show, the Foxworthy Countdown, Saturday night at 7. Qew believe it?
The radio station was told Mr. Foxworthy would be happy to cut some promos, since we were carrying his show.
I don't think he expected anything creative, and you can see where this copy might confuse a person, but he nailed it!I
Oldies 95.7 Promo
"March of Bob's Penguins"
Music: Cinematic, stirring.
Announcer (Morgan Freeman type): It's a sad thing when you have to say goodbye to old friends. On September 30th, that's just what Seattle did when the Bob Rivers Show left the air. Suddenly, commuters were lost, like a group of penguins waddling around without their tuxedos. In search of a purpose. In search of a patch of ice to call home. In search of a metaphor that made sense.
Meanwhile, Bob, Spike & Joe were at home, pretending to be on the radio. Talking to anyone who would listen. Driving their families crazy.
Clearly, the listeners and the Bob Rivers' morning show needed each other. Like a candle needs wax. Like a sandwich needs bread. Like a good cup of coffee needs a naked mermaid on the cup. Well, penguins: rejoice! The naked mermaid is back. 5 to 10 every weekday. We are proud to bring you Bob Rivers in the morning. And the greatest hits of all time, all day. On 95-7.